@Home_Halfway: Twitter is great if you can't afford therapy but you also don't want to get any better.
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@envydatropic: Some people make mountains out of mole hills, some people make a competition out of crazy
@FU_TangClan: Interview Tip #3 speak with confidence but don’t oversell yourself [later] Interviewer: what makes you think you’d be good for this role? Me: *confidently* nothing
@TheAlexNevil: I'm teaching 7 it's ok for a man to cry, & it's also ok for a man to jump on a table, scream and throw coins at a spider.
@FrazzleMyGimp: [zombie apocalypse] GUY: It’s not safe here let’s head north. ME: No, let’s go down to the sewers. GUY: What’s in the sewers? ME: [thinking about ninja turtles] Protection.