“GO SPORTS!” -how I cheer for all sports
Twitter is perfect for extroverted introverts. I want to be social & have lots of friends but I don’t want to leave my house. Or wear pants.
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Except you, cauliflower, you have to pretend to be other food.
*sliced bread was invented in 1928*
*sandwiches before 1928*
If you’re getting serious about someone, check what number their toaster is set on, because that’s what you’re going to be living with.
Give me one reason why I shouldn’t pass this math class
“You held up 2 fingers just now”
Ok then give me that many reasons
Haunted houses are great but have you ever had a deer clear your hood at 55 mph?
Gonna put watermelon on my pizza just to start a Twitter uproar
*found in the netflix horror section*
“Mary has a secret that’ll TEAR YOU APART”
Movie name: Mary piranha
Wendy’s burgers are square but not the buns.
It’s like they started a revolution then got tired halfway through.
eating mac and cheese in 64 bites is called mine kraft