@Honda_954: Two cannibals are eating Dane Cook. One says to the other, "does this taste funny", the other replies "No".
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@faizziy: That awkward moment when you die, and all you were trying to do was take a selfie with a lion on a jungle safari..
@withanewname: "Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees" "DAD?!" [next day] "Where you going with that broom handle?" "Checkin for squirrels"
@AnOrangeSNES: CHEMIST: Do you like science jokes? I think they're so HER: No CHEMIST: very funny HER: Thought you were gonna say sodium funny CHEMIST: Na