“The Bible” running on the History Channel is like “Dragons” running on Animal Planet.
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I?
I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming.”
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“Get a parrot,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said. “Get a parrot,” the parrot said. “It’ll be fun,” the parrot said.
Heck is a place where people go if they don’t believe in gosh
Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash.
Told her I didn’t know her sister needed a ride home.
I’m bleeding. Call 911
I don’t think some women realize just how handsome my mom says I am.
No, Autocorrect ….
the lovely bride was not wearing
a SATAN trimmed lace ensemble –
though she can be devilish at times.
Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape.
So apparently “You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad!” isn’t of much use when dealing with armed cops.
man cave? she shed? no no. im in my theysement