@gibbet

Typos.

The Greek God of spelling errors.

You Might Also Like

@blaha_Who

Whenever I get a midnight “Hey” dm from a woman on the weekend, I always reply

Maybe she’s inviting me to church or something fun like that

@ItsAndyRyan

‘Space Jam’ never gets old – that’s because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don’t spoil. Hi, I’m Neil deGrasse Tyson.

@harrows_

God said, “Thou shall not kill”
And then he wiped out the entire
human race with a global flood just
because people didn’t take it
seriously

@Jake_Vig

The worst case scenario, or as I like to call it, the thing guaranteed to happen.

@WheelTod

If I was on death row I’d request my own heart as my last meal. But they wouldn’t be able to extract it til they killed me: Catch 22. I walk

@salamingia

Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone!

Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don’t you have work to do?

@ScottLinnen

Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur.

@kimlockhartga

Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet “cheat days” and call them Ashley Madisons.