@KattsDogma: U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw.
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@TheAlexNevil: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And I'm terrible with decisions, so I went home.
@Carbosly: When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age.
@Parkerlawyer: *at bar* Guy, “Do you come here often?” Me, “I’m a 45 yr old mom of 7. The only place I go often is the grocery store.” Guy, “I’ll just leave you alone then.” Me, “Was it something I said?”