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@jazmasta: "Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner"
"Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?"
[long silence]
[hears faint sirens in the distance]

“Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner”
“Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?”
[long silence]
[hears faint sirens in the distance]

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