@LurkAtHomeMom: Ugh what’s with all the free range organic baby food crap? My parents fed me Wonder bread and jelly and guess what, I miraculously grew into an adult. I mean, not a functioning one. But still.
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@TomZohar: Love spending a relaxing Sunday curled up with a good book as it sits next to me untouched while I scroll through twitter for three hours
@rons_post: *opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.