@AbrasiveGhost: UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria
U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier
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@bobsin: Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder...
@matt___nelson: [me narrating a documentary on urchins] "look at these boring moist porcupines"
@1InTheStinker: The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike.
@highwayhooligan: The world is full of people who just need to hug a cactus.
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