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@AbrasiveGhost: UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria

U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier

UK Scientist: We’ve engineered a new species of cyanobacteria U.S. scientist: We’ve made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier
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