Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead
UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film
USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE
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We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
I don’t care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I’m more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
*raises the last pack of toilet paper to the sky like Simba*
depression: everything is terrible
me: yeah, let’s buy stuff online
anxiety: you can’t afford that
me: okay guys, one at a time
Me: I would like a very different baby, please
[drops phone in toilet]
The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives.
I got my husband to watch Game of Thrones with me by telling him “Just wait. There’s a good car chase comin’ up”
Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?