As a child, ‘The Jetsons’ gave me unrealistic expectations for the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog.
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If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they’d shower more and fart less.
*naked in boots*
Omg I’m gonna win this Shrek costume contest
Writer: “Is it ‘firsthand’ or ‘first hand’?”
Editor: “Either one is fine.”
My husband and I have never had couples counseling, but we once had a third person help guide us out of a tight parking spot. Saved our marriage.
If everyone would stop screaming, I’m sure we’d all agree I’m not supposed to be in this women’s restroom.
Dr: You’ve gained some weight
Me: You said I should take it easy
Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick
Me: WELL I’M NOT A MIND READER
If you love something, let it go. From the creators of “If you’re tired, go for a run,” and “If you’re on fire, eat bees”
*slams fists on coffee table*
WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR
i feel like if you can prove you got below a C in high school chemistry you should be able to bring big liquids in your airplane carry on