Kid: What’s a man?
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you.
Kid: When i grow up, I’ll be a man like mom
Unfortunately….. Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty.
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I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANYTHING IN THIS PLACE
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*takes earrings out*
*takes bracelet off*
*slips out of shoes*
*tears off jeans, shirt, bra*
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I scream. You scream. The police come. It’s awkward.