@KylePlantEmoji: Urgent: do vampires need to be invited into each individual apartment in a building or do they just need to get in the lobby?
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@mantej: Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms.
@DirtMcTurd: Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be.
@noog: [aliens talking] "They call it a sel-fee" A photograph of oneself? "Sometimes several" But why? "We have one theory" Go on "They're idiots"