It’s so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man’s name. No I don’t want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me
It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed
*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*