@1followernodad best lyric of all time is when elton John was like “if I was a sculptor, but then again no” like pls I’m on the edge of my seat .. what were you going to do as a sculptor Elton!?!!!
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@1followernodad Piss someone off by calling their dojo a karate store.
@1followernodad ok here’s the deal. Yes it was dumb of NASA to ask Sally Ride if she needed 100 tampons for a 7-day mission, but I would have said “Actually I need 250” because that’s free tampons from the government, babbbbyyy.
@1followernodad Even getting salmonella from cookie dough would not convince me that you can get salmonella from cookie dough
@1followernodad The scariest part of Psycho is when she gets in the shower and THEN turns it on.
@1followernodad When you’re checking for murderers in your house, don’t just yell out “hello!” that gives them the upper hand.
Yell, “YOU AINT SHIT!”
@1followernodad the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.
@1followernodad me: how can Americans be so arrogant?
also me: *is mad when United States is listed alphabetically instead of at the top of a list*
@1followernodad *unfurls blueprint*
Ok here’s how I’m gonna make tonight about me.
@1followernodad If I had gone to Rydell High, I would have walked right up to Rizzo and asked, “Rizzo? Is that short for Chorizzo?”