@2Saddington

A bouncy castle with a low cement ceiling to teach you not to have too much fun

@2Saddington

why this chick look like a soccer player posing for senior pictures

@2Saddington

Mrs. Jekyll: I’m eating for two

Dr. Jekyll: oh no not you too

@2Saddington

Can u imagine getting married and having a family and staying in love until u die, then waiting in the afterlife for your wife to join you and she finally dies and ditches u for a dude she knew for three days on a boat instead?? Anyway I’d give Titanic a 9/10

@2Saddington

Crazy how the premise of all children’s cereals is that the mascots have a devastating chemical dependency on them

@2Saddington

[alternate universe where vegetables enforce the law]

person: *sees a robbery* I’m calling the crops