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@2tonbug : Whenever I slide down a brontosaurus right into my car, I can't help but be reminded of the Flintstones intro

@2tonbug: Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.

@2tonbug: I hate when I'm in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper. Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume

@2tonbug: You found poison in his stomach? But he HATED poison!

@2tonbug: "Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table