Don’t even THINK about “honey”ing me if you’ve shrunk the damn kids…
Whenever I slide down a brontosaurus right into my car, I can’t help but be reminded of the Flintstones intro
Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.
I hate when I’m in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper. Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume
You found poison in his stomach? But he HATED poison!
“Check, please!” – Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table