I went for a run today. Of course it was a beer run, but I was sweating.
Homework. The teachers’ way of knowing how smart the parent is.
How to make a grown man cry.
Take him shopping with you.
I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you.
They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..