@3_livi

I went for a run today. Of course it was a beer run, but I was sweating.

@3_livi

Homework. The teachers’ way of knowing how smart the parent is.

@3_livi

How to make a grown man cry.
Take him shopping with you.

@3_livi

I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you.

They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.

@3_livi

anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer

@3_livi

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..