@3sunzzz: M: I carry my Restraining Fluid at all times. It keeps me from killing stupid people.
Ursula, that's a 5th of vodka.
M: Yes, yes it is.
How many calories in a glass of white wine?
*45 minutes later*
How many calories in a bottle of white wine?
@3sunzzz: It's 5pm and I'm pretty sure my husband's trying to get me drunk. Joke's on him, I've been drunk since noon.
@3sunzzz: My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours.
@3sunzzz: My husband is taking me out on a trail today for some fun. If it doesn't involve me riding a horse through the woods to view a dead body, I'm gonna be pissed.