@3sunzzz

Nothing says, “I have a lot of free time,” more than someone eating a pomegranate.

@3sunzzz

If you love someone, let them go.

If they don’t come back, get a dog.

@3sunzzz

Doctor: I’m going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal.

Me: Well now you’ve made THAT nearly impossible.

@3sunzzz

I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down.

Life is hard.

@3sunzzz

[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine]

Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass.

Ma’am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.

@3sunzzz

Wow, your teeth are white.

Thanks. I’m just curious, what color were you expecting?

@3sunzzz

When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don’t wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.