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@419BillE : *feels painful possible cavity*

*eats chocolate to feel better*

@419BillE: Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick

@419BillE: I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you

@419BillE: Friend- "You're drunk."

Me- *mocking voice* "You're drunk."

Friend- "Stop."

Me- *morphs into clone of friend* "Stop."