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@419BillE : *feels painful possible cavity*
*eats chocolate to feel better*
@419BillE: Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick
@419BillE: I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you
@419BillE: Friend- "You're drunk."
Me- *mocking voice* "You're drunk."
Me- *morphs into clone of friend* "Stop."