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AC changed “laughing at your gif” to “laughing at your God” and now I’ve accidentally started a religious war in this group text…

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Him: Well, when life hands you lemons…

Narrator: Life only needed him to hold the lemons so it could punch him in the face.

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Some call it a fashion show. I call it my kids changing their shorts 8 times a day for no reason and leaving them all over the house…

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Spending the weekend installing toothpaste-colored carpet since my 3 yr old insists on brushing his teeth while walking around the house…

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My kids always seem confident in making decisions until they have to decide which leg to put in their pants first…

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Her: What are your passions?

Him: Meditating and gourmet food & drinks.

Narrator: Which was code for sleeping, Cheez-its?, and Capri Suns.