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@50NerdsofGrey : His tongue explored the hole, probing deeper and deeper until she just couldn't take it any more.
'Would you just eat your donut already?!?'

@50NerdsofGrey: She said she was turned on by men who liked danger.
So he disabled his firewall.

@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

@50NerdsofGrey: 'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed.
He hated these late night rebooty calls.

@50NerdsofGrey: 'Tell me you want me' he ordered.
'I want you' she said.
'Now tell me you need me.'
'I need you' she sighed.
She hated calling tech support.

@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very naughty girl!' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished . . .'
So he invited his mother to stay for Christmas.

@50NerdsofGrey: 'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.'
'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order.