@818Newbie

The Bermuda Triangle has been relocated to the space between your car seat and the center console.

@818Newbie

NyQuil the daytime drive your car into a ditch cold medicine.

@818Newbie

What happens in Vegas shows up on your credit card statement the following month.

@818Newbie

I’m as nervous as a United Airlines standby passenger.

@818Newbie

I’ll be throwing shade, after a quick search of Urban Dictionary.

@818Newbie

I’m never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist.