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@818Newbie : Snakes are refusing to fly on Boeing Max planes.
@818Newbie: The Bermuda Triangle has been relocated to the space between your car seat and the center console.
@818Newbie: NyQuil the daytime drive your car into a ditch cold medicine.
@818Newbie: All mushrooms are edible.
Some only once.
@818Newbie: What happens in Vegas shows up on your credit card statement the following month.
@818Newbie: I'm as nervous as a United Airlines standby passenger.
@818Newbie: I'll be throwing shade, after a quick search of Urban Dictionary.
@818Newbie: I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist.