Snakes are refusing to fly on Boeing Max planes.
The Bermuda Triangle has been relocated to the space between your car seat and the center console.
NyQuil the daytime drive your car into a ditch cold medicine.
All mushrooms are edible.
Some only once.
What happens in Vegas shows up on your credit card statement the following month.
I’m as nervous as a United Airlines standby passenger.
I’ll be throwing shade, after a quick search of Urban Dictionary.
I’m never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist.