@954LeenO

Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.

@954LeenO

When I said ‘You can’t buy my love.’
I meant with your salary.

@954LeenO

I dont pretend to be anything I’m not..

Except for sober I’ve pretended to be sober a few times

@954LeenO

Don’t bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you.

@954LeenO

I am fluent in three languages…english, sarcasm, and profanity

@954LeenO

if it smells like bullshit & looks like bullshit, it probably is bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn’t make it a brownie.