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@9GAG : If you succeed at failing, do you fail or succeed?
@9GAG: "Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the floor." "Backwards?" "I'm freaking talented!"
@9GAG: Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
@9GAG: when nothing goes right... go left
@9GAG: The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false...
@9GAG: Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat.
@9GAG: Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
@9GAG: Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.