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If you succeed at failing, do you fail or succeed?

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“Did you just fall?” “No. I attacked the floor.” “Backwards?” “I’m freaking talented!”

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Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”

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when nothing goes right… go left

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The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false…

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Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat.

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Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.

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Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.