If you succeed at failing, do you fail or succeed?
“Did you just fall?” “No. I attacked the floor.” “Backwards?” “I’m freaking talented!”
Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”
when nothing goes right… go left
The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false…
Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat.
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.