@ACartoonCat

*first date*
Her: im pretty into extreme sports

Me: cool me too! which ones?

Her: you know…snowboarding, skateboarding

Me: *sadly putting away beyblade* oh yeah me to me to

@ACartoonCat

Can we all agree to make this the new ‘this is fine’ meme please

@ACartoonCat

Interviewer: Under special skills you’ve listed a few skills…mending things?

Me: Yep I fix stuff

Interviewer: Lending things?

Me: I’m very generous

Interviewer: Blending things?

Me: I make the best smoothies

Interviewer:…and rhyming

Me: *puts on sunglasses*

@ACartoonCat

Magician: Pick a card, any car…

Me: Charizard

Magician: no, like a normal card

Me: Ohhhhh…Snorlax then

@ACartoonCat

*first date*
Haha yeah I’m a pretty laid back guy

*third date*
AnD THAT IS WHY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT DONKEYS MOTIVATIONS IN SHREK.. figHT ME AMANDA

@ACartoonCat

It’s just really offensive because you know my name isn’t THAT difficult to pronounce and its SO DISRESPECTFUL and I am OUTRA…

friend: your name badge is on upside down