Her: im pretty into extreme sports
Me: cool me too! which ones?
Her: you know…snowboarding, skateboarding
Me: *sadly putting away beyblade* oh yeah me to me to
Can we all agree to make this the new ‘this is fine’ meme please
Interviewer: Under special skills you’ve listed a few skills…mending things?
Me: Yep I fix stuff
Interviewer: Lending things?
Me: I’m very generous
Interviewer: Blending things?
Me: I make the best smoothies
Me: *puts on sunglasses*
Magician: Pick a card, any car…
Magician: no, like a normal card
Me: Ohhhhh…Snorlax then
Haha yeah I’m a pretty laid back guy
AnD THAT IS WHY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT DONKEYS MOTIVATIONS IN SHREK.. figHT ME AMANDA
It’s just really offensive because you know my name isn’t THAT difficult to pronounce and its SO DISRESPECTFUL and I am OUTRA…
friend: your name badge is on upside down