I CALL BULLSHIT
Let’s hear some tropes in TV/movies that are complete bullshit. I’ll start:
Dude making dinner produces a gourmet-looking dish, has a neatly folded hand towel thrown over his shoulder, and is wearing an *immaculate* white dress shirt. BULLSHIT!
Me: it is he about whom the prophecy foretold, and for whom we have waited lo these many centuries
Person: I evaluate the efficacy of new medications
Me: *nodding* a curator
Planning sweet revenge on my wife: Once she’s napping, I’m gonna burn the shit out of some popcorn
When someone has a question at the end of the Friday afternoon meeting
There’s no need to panic; Taco Bell is offering free gas with every meal
I see lots of millennials doing great stuff and think “we’re gonna be okay,” then I remember they absolutely adored the Jonas Brothers
Amazon lost our order of Altoids and they had to ship another one, so I am experiencing resentmint
Tell me one musician who was born to ask permission to go online.
I’ll start: Kenny Loggins
The good news: work is picking up
The bad news: work is picking up