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I CALL BULLSHIT

Let’s hear some tropes in TV/movies that are complete bullshit. I’ll start:

Dude making dinner produces a gourmet-looking dish, has a neatly folded hand towel thrown over his shoulder, and is wearing an *immaculate* white dress shirt. BULLSHIT!

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Me: it is he about whom the prophecy foretold, and for whom we have waited lo these many centuries

Cable guy:

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Person: I evaluate the efficacy of new medications

Me: *nodding* a curator

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Planning sweet revenge on my wife: Once she’s napping, I’m gonna burn the shit out of some popcorn

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When someone has a question at the end of the Friday afternoon meeting

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There’s no need to panic; Taco Bell is offering free gas with every meal

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I see lots of millennials doing great stuff and think “we’re gonna be okay,” then I remember they absolutely adored the Jonas Brothers

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Amazon lost our order of Altoids and they had to ship another one, so I am experiencing resentmint

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Tell me one musician who was born to ask permission to go online.
I’ll start: Kenny Loggins

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The good news: work is picking up

The bad news: work is picking up