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@AIMMadellynne : Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are.

@AIMMadellynne: Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat.

Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have.

@AIMMadellynne: The bouncer was kicking me out & I put up my finger for him 2 wait,while I chugged the rest of my drink.All he could say was:
Are U serious?

@AIMMadellynne: Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers..

If you do find one...

What's your plan?