“Sorry, I forgot to pay attention. But yeah, I have no idea where we are now. There definitely shouldn’t be cows.”
~me giving directions
Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don’t own a car but couldn’t pass up the bargain.
Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age.
My mom recently figured out that the best way to get me to call her back right away is to text me that someone died but not tell me who.