@AZHORSEMOM77

*Me at a fitness consult

Trainer: you need to cut way back on carbs
Me: what am I supposed to melt my cheese on?
Trainer:
Me : where are you going?

@AZHORSEMOM77

Nothing shows more confidence in humanity that a mom with 4  kids in a drive through not checking the order before she pulls away

@AZHORSEMOM77

I act really tough for a person who spent $40 on cookies I dont like because a girl scout  was crying