Shades by Gucci, shirt by Dolce&Gabbana, face by Douchebag.
Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other.
You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you’ve told a woman she’s overreacting.
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write “WASH ME” on her face.