@AbbeYaar

Shades by Gucci, shirt by Dolce&Gabbana, face by Douchebag.

@AbbeYaar

Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other.

@AbbeYaar

You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you’ve told a woman she’s overreacting.

@AbbeYaar

When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write “WASH ME” on her face.