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Page of Adam_Kingsnorth's best tweets

@Adam_Kingsnorth : Why do they say "character actress"? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

@Adam_Kingsnorth: The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park

@Adam_Kingsnorth: Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.

@Adam_Kingsnorth: Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin.