Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters

Page of AdviceFromDino's best tweets

@AdviceFromDino : Cartoons led me to believe I would have a lot more opportunities to steal pies cooling on window sills

@AdviceFromDino: Asked for Cheez-its
Wife buys Cheese Nips
Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did.