@AimeeHelene1: When in Texas...
*heads into the desert*
*shoots said cactus*
*rides off into the sunset on horseback*
@AimeeHelene1: I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room.
The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?
@AimeeHelene1: I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water...
@AimeeHelene1: I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.
@AimeeHelene1: I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone.
@AimeeHelene1: Nothing makes me feel more "white collar" than when I'm nodding my head at someone pointing to a line graph that I know nothing about.
@AimeeHelene1: I own a lot of cleaning supplies for someone whose friends inscribed "dust me" on my coffee table recently.
@AimeeHelene1: Him: What? I couldn't understand you.
H: Damnit Aimee! Take the burrito out of your mouth!