*Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: “Who was that, your girlfriend?” *Everyone laughs* NERD: “Nope. It was yours.” *Dead silence*
Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame that they’ll never meet…
No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don’t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March….. I got this.
*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!