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Page of Almighty_Smoot's best tweets

@Almighty_Smoot : Saturday plans:
-get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one.
- laundry

@Almighty_Smoot: Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool