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@Amiigat : My retirement plan is basically these 10 scratch off lottery games.

* scratches *

Damn.

Ok, 9 scratch off lottery games.....

@Amiigat: When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.

@Amiigat: If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...