My retirement plan is basically these 10 scratch off lottery games.
* scratches *
Ok, 9 scratch off lottery games…..
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men…