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I can’t take this anymore. I’m breaking into the zoo and throwing myself into the meerkat exhibit

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Laughter really is the best medicine. Unless you have STDs then talk to your doctor.

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If you people would’ve used a little more alizarin crimson like Bob Ross told you to, none of this would be happening right now

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Today is the day I write something beautifully profound

No. That was it. I’m going back to bed

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Over the last few months I’ve collected enough wine corks to raise the Titanic

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Quarantine Day 26
Puts pictures of mom all around the house and runs with scissors laughing maniacally

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I know how to make her bite her lip, arch her back and curl her toes

Legos on the floor by her side of the bed