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@AnExocticBeach : I know how to make her bite her lip, arch her back and curl her toes Legos on the floor by her side of the bed

@AnExocticBeach: I’m always confused at fancy restaurants. Which spoon do you throw at the screaming toddler?

@AnExocticBeach: I guess if Porky Pig wants to flash someone, he just takes off his bowtie?