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@AnOrangeSNES : [School Bus Driver Interview]

INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest weakness?

GREEN LANTERN: {Don't say the color yellow} Um...children

@AnOrangeSNES: [At home school reunion]

"And Sasha bought a new cat, her name is Mittens."
"Mom I know, you told me yesterday."

@AnOrangeSNES: Shaggy: Scoob you can't smoke nitrate ester, you'll explode!
Scooby Doo: RONO₂! *Explodes and dies*

@AnOrangeSNES: I Google image searched the phrase "Google image search" and accidentally opened a portal to hell.

@AnOrangeSNES: FRIEND WHO JUST GOT BIT BY A VERY VENOMOUS SPIDER: Hurry, the antidote!

ME: This reminds me of a time

FRIEND: No, not an anecdote! *Dies*

@AnOrangeSNES: The last apple tree in the world shrivels up and dies. In the distance a horde of doctors are ready.

@AnOrangeSNES: If you are dissolving someone in a vat it's no longer an acid problem, it's an acid solution.

@AnOrangeSNES: Her: I love you so much
Me: Hey, *puts my hand on her shoulder* we all make mistakes sometimes.

@AnOrangeSNES: "Murder most fowl!" I scream as the cops pull me away from the many duck corpses. They explain I misunderstood Hamlet while arresting me.

@AnOrangeSNES: Corn mazes should just be called maizes from now on