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Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13

Just woke up.
Still not a Hulk.
Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing.

-Research Continues

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You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven’t been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?

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I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me

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I’m not high! – high people

I’m not drunk! – drunk people

I’m not lying! – lying people

I’m not gay! – my brother

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GF – What’s that beeping?
Me – Fasten Seatbelt Alarm.
GF – How can you ignore something so annoying?

Me – Huh?