Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13
Just woke up.
Still not a Hulk.
Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing.
You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven’t been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?
I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me
I’m not high! – high people
I’m not drunk! – drunk people
I’m not lying! – lying people
I’m not gay! – my brother
GF – What’s that beeping?
Me – Fasten Seatbelt Alarm.
GF – How can you ignore something so annoying?
Me – Huh?