*eats Milky Way*
Based on the amount of tools I’ve dated, you’d think I got a deal at The Home Depot
*becomes shy shy
*popular kid is struggling in class
*gets a tutor to help
I always close the door to the bathroom even if I’m home alone. What if someone broke in and saw me peeing? That would be so embarrassing
The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he’d go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant
My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2.
Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship.