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@AngelaEhh : This running bra is the best thing invented, they didn't say I'd have to transform into gumby to get the damn thing off though.
@AngelaEhh: You haven't texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok??
@AngelaEhh: You don't know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.
@AngelaEhh: Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?
@AngelaEhh: Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.
0/10. Do not recommend.
@AngelaEhh: My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.
So anyway, I'll guess I'll miss what's his name.
@AngelaEhh: Looking for a plus one for my wedding.
@AngelaEhh: Pretty sure I just kept a closer eye on the pizza tracker than I did my infants.
@AngelaEhh: Shoutout to the kitchen knob that grabbed the strings on my pants and undid them.
@AngelaEhh: Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!