Milkshakes might bring the boys to your yard, but burnt garlic toast brings firefighters to your door.
Some people say they don’t know what to do with their hands in pictures.
I still haven’t figured out what to do with my face.
Single men not in love with me.
Pre-employment drug tests are misleading, I didn’t get to try any of them.
This running bra is the best thing invented, they didn’t say I’d have to transform into gumby to get the damn thing off though.
You haven’t texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok??
You don’t know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.
Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?
Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.
0/10. Do not recommend.
My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.
So anyway, I’ll guess I’ll miss what’s his name.