@AngelaEhh

Some people say they don’t know what to do with their hands in pictures.

I still haven’t figured out what to do with my face.

@AngelaEhh

Pre-employment drug tests are misleading, I didn’t get to try any of them.

@AngelaEhh

This running bra is the best thing invented, they didn’t say I’d have to transform into gumby to get the damn thing off though.

@AngelaEhh

You haven’t texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok??

@AngelaEhh

You don’t know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.

@AngelaEhh

Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?

@AngelaEhh

Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.

0/10. Do not recommend.

@AngelaEhh

My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.

So anyway, I’ll guess I’ll miss what’s his name.