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Page of AngelaEhh's best tweets

@AngelaEhh : Some people say they don’t know what to do with their hands in pictures.

I still haven’t figured out what to do with my face.

@AngelaEhh: Single men not in love with me.

Explain yourselves.

@AngelaEhh: Pre-employment drug tests are misleading, I didn’t get to try any of them.

@AngelaEhh: This running bra is the best thing invented, they didn't say I'd have to transform into gumby to get the damn thing off though.

@AngelaEhh: You haven't texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok??

@AngelaEhh: You don't know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.

@AngelaEhh: Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?

@AngelaEhh: Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.

0/10. Do not recommend.

@AngelaEhh: My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.

So anyway, I'll guess I'll miss what's his name.

@AngelaEhh: Looking for a plus one for my wedding.