You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle?
Looking for a +1 for my wedding.
Go to bed barstool. You’re drunk
I just want to bring your heart to it’s knees.
… And while you’re down there…
OMG you guys. I just got asked out. By a real live guy. I don’t know what to do!? Play dead? Duck and roll?
I’m so confused!!
I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said ‘do not eat’.
That was close.
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?