@AngrEdmontonian
Apparently, “Step up your game” isn’t the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are.
@AngrEdmontonian
@AngrEdmontonian
*puts hand on your knee
*slowly moves up your thigh
*runs over your hip
*drags finger up your stomach
*grabs remote
*changes channel
@AngrEdmontonian
If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat.