@Annekinns

Avoid getting invited to family reunions by asking your relatives for money.

@Annekinns

You’re having a big wedding? Cool. I’m having a Big Mac

@Annekinns

How much for the soulmate?

Ma’am, that’s a bag of Doritos.

@Annekinns

*Hits rock bottom.
*Receives welcome basket from Twitter.

@Annekinns

*Receives good, solid, sound advice.

*Does exact opposite.