@AnnietheNanny1

*getting murdered*

WAIT!!!!!!!
*buys new underwear and put them on.*
*flosses*
*sets phone on fire*

Okay, proceed.

@AnnietheNanny1

What kind of shit holiday encourages kids to ring my doorbell AND ask for free food?

@AnnietheNanny1

If you’re not going to offer booze at your wedding, at least have the decency to provide a wifi password.