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@Annoyedworld : I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse.

-LA Ink.

@Annoyedworld: I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am...

@Annoyedworld: I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!

@Annoyedworld: Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987.