My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then.
A Couple of underscores is to a couple of underscores? Ok. RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______.
Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job…HAHAHAHA!
Because it gets FIRED. HAHAHA! *I’m in tears*