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@AntozWolf : I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*
@AntozWolf: I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them.
@AntozWolf: Police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!!!!
Me: Not with that attitude.
@AntozWolf: "I'm having a public meltdown!!" - A Snowman, maybe.
@AntozWolf: I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
@AntozWolf: I'm sure a spider is never scrutinized for spending too much time on the web.
@AntozWolf: There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects "Yolo" to "tool."
@AntozWolf: Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way.
@AntozWolf: For some reason I'm an extremely secretive
person. Don't ask me why
@AntozWolf: I ask myself, "How did I get here?," I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.